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I have become him.
so...best suicide method?
in front of everyone at the gym. comeuppance + moral
"baby i just win!'HEADSMASH
Pretty obvious but still great.
where that guy kicks that wall or fence or whatever it is in, then it breaks and falls on his leg cutting it in two?
well that, but with your head.
my head isn't that strong.
guess i didn't think it through after all.
like a fail and win all in one
"gets more poon and fatties" for some reason.
in all seriousness though 21 kilos is what a girl should be doing. Not a dude who is clearly struggling with that. I'm not especially strong and I can do that with one arm.
Do the weights go up in divisions of seven?
Anyway 21kgs is pretty lame, maybe he's just 'toning up'.
could be I suppose. Only did three sets though.
why does someone have to jizz in my face?
I'm not dizzee rascal
I'm not that strong. I am stronger than him though and in the gym world that means everything.
I can't even lift the tiniest weight though, I just like laughing at everyone else.
My brother and his mates are professional rugby players and power lifters and they rip the shit out of the middle men who slag off the ''softies''.
His mates are pro.
went to a rugby college.
It's not you though, is it.
If your mate is a bright, young rugby spark you'll know that there sort hates that specific breed of twat who sniggers as people in the gym.
Typical football gene.
played for the football team, which isn't de rigeur in that kind of Rugger environment.
I just do basic weights, CV, push ups, sit ups etc.
But i'm loose with this. I try to fit it in 4 times a week...though I tend to stray.
I tried boxing for about 5 months, but couldn't keep up with the incessant levels of fitness they expected from you. That was truly quite brutal.
Also...no drinking, no eating carbs etc. etc.
I'll get on it. Give me a day.
They told us to eat fish 'n' pasta and such and such.
Portsmouth University has a very good reputation for boxing. I think I was thrown in at the deep end. I may start it up again this year.
sounds very gruelling.
Don't do the no carbs bit, but don't really drink now anyway. Occasional pint on a weekend.
and this is the first time I have ever laughed at some dude. I didn't even laugh in front of him.
But the only time it would be acceptable to mock him is if he started jagging around the town centre, starting on pensioners with his ''10 tonne guns''.
haven't got the skill set to back it up have I.
There are a few dickheads at the gym I've had words with though, there is a guy who does the Fly machine who does far too much weight for him, and then sits on the machine for 10 minutes recovering for the next set.
But people who are just starting usually over stretch. They're trying to prove something. They eventually find their stride. If you've been doing it for a while, you should provide some words of advice.
new recession we should wheel out all the old suicide methods.
that Ted Hughes' wife did not, in fact, try and cook her own head as a means of suicide. Goonery of the highest order on my part.