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You know... if it's real. Enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/n6q7zf
I gotta have SOME outlet
"...this morning I walked in on Bunny masturbating. He was kneeing naked on the floor of his bedroom, staring at a piece of paper with a bunch of weird symbols written on it, and making a strange gargling noise. At first I just laughed (it was funny), but then I realized it was sort of hot so I sat down on the bed and watched for a while."
I think it's an elaborate pastiche. But then the above scene happens all the time in my house, so who knows?
I like it. Totally fictional though.
that first paragraph is the most contrived thing i've ever read.
it's to be found at one point in every 15 year olds diary
I don't doubt that.
if it had just a bit more finesse.
It probably IS going to be published.
he says she's pretty great.
don't really remember the answer fully but if I recall correctly it was "most of it is embellished/exaggerated truth" or something along those lines.
Ah, so when we read "...this morning I walked in on Bunny masturbating. He was kneeing naked on the floor of his bedroom, staring at a piece of paper with a bunch of weird symbols written on it...", we should really be seeing: "...this morning I walked in on Gareth masturbating. He was kneeling naked on the floor of his bedroom, staring at the picture archive of a 6th Former's Myspace profile. He flew into an immediate rage, battering me into half-consciousness with the handle of an authentic manual dial telephone. The police arrived 30 minutes later to take him into custody...".
is the same Bunny who lived with Peaches Geldof?
Hmm... on the one hand, both Bunnies are on the evidence presented, deranged wankers.
On the other, Peaches' Bunny could pay rent.
I'm gonna say that there are at least two art-fag hipster douches in the world who have chosen to call themselves Bunny.
But it made me click through to my annual visit to the Vice website.
Thanks a bunch.
Turns out that looking at a dispassionate list of Dos and Do not Dos is much scarier than the usual format. eg: http://www.viceland.com/account/account_user.php?user=johnny%20myers
There's a bullet dodged. Turns out that comments affixed to the DosnDonts shorn of the context of their parent images make the author look like an insane twat.
"yeesh. she’s probably scabbier than David Lee Roths Dick." ...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY MUM. WAAAAAEEEEYYYY!!
Can I refuse to believe he's real too?
'Dominic has gone insane and is now refusing to eat anything except for cheese with more cheese melted on top of it. When I asked him why on Earth he insists on doing this, he replied, “What, you don’t cheese your cheese?"'
I might start cheesing my cheese...