Your every witticism hits the mark, your movements are graceful and cool, you effortlessly charm the birds from the trees, and the world becomes a huge red carpet for you, and you alone, to walk upon?

I had one t'other night at a house party. I was so rocking, it was surreal. At one point I actually thought: "I could lead these people, like some kinda crazy messiah." Whole night went swimmingly.

Few and far between, of course. Usually I mumble and mutter the odd half-joke at places full of people I don't know. I suppose societal inspiration just hits you from time to time, like.

Sweet.