Indie Club Nights - pick a stupid fucking name out the air, illegaly download an NME comp, add booze
I have seen some stupid fucking names for dogshit "indie" club nights in my albeit brief time, but this one is by far the dumbest:
"The world’s hottest art-rockers will become dance floor destructionists every Friday providing a new edgy, option for rebellious clubbers."
I'm not even sure how to be vague, let alone supersonically.
Anyone beat that?