I have seen some stupid fucking names for dogshit "indie" club nights in my albeit brief time, but this one is by far the dumbest:

www.supersonicvague.com

"The world’s hottest art-rockers will become dance floor destructionists every Friday providing a new edgy, option for rebellious clubbers."

I'm not even sure how to be vague, let alone supersonically.

Anyone beat that?