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Common assault should never be this funny :'D
' Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"
Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him." '
It's an absolute peach of a story, but my absolute favourite part has to be the Tesco statement, especially the last bit.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.
"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
In order to properly research Jedi hood-wearing protocol prior to them making their statement
Nuzulu 18 Sep 09, 3:42pm (about 8 hours ago)
I wonder if he was in Tesco's to buy a wookie burger. They aren't bad, just a bit chewie.
But I've since converted to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and become a Pastafarian.