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A friend and I wrote an article just like this about 10 years ago, with made up toys.
best we could come up with was "Princess Diana Scalextric"...what larks
you only need to watch about 5 seconds.
THE SHAVE THE BABY FFS!
While I'm at it...
Thankfully, http://www.amazon.com/Kids-Pimp-Suit-Costume-Size/dp/B000QDXZZ8/ is no longer available.
the customer history which is building up through my viewing these
'why should you wait til you have real breasts til you start breastfeeding'
because! thats why!
that hasnt happened since 2 girls one fucking cup!
it was made by some polish artist
it just got passed around the internet removed from context and people thought it was an actual toy
id say its propaganda for teenage motherhood. prep 'em early and the like. plus its not natural for little girls to be milked so why normalise it for them with some bizarre 'toy'
for little girls to nurse babies at all.
It really isn't much different from self-wetting dolls.
1 - Someone got paid to design the 'thing' and make sure it was realistic. "The pictures were for research your honour" etc.
2 - The little girl says "willy" in the ad.
3 - IT MOVES!!! IT FUCKING MOVES!!!
I lol'd...then felt guilty afterwards.