Cold, dry, seemingly microwaved bacon. Hard, rubbery tasteless cheddar cheese.
I dissed him for it and mentioned that this wasn't a good sandwich combo.
Then he pointed out that it had chicken in it too, and suddenly we both agreed that the situation was looking up substantially.
WHY? I mean, it's just another bland ingredient, yet somehow it improved the diagnosis considerably. Like mixing the 3 different herb plants in Resident Evil.
This has baffled me.