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Fingered my girlfriend. I shall have revenge in this life or the next!
Is it because you didnt know how to?
and i shredded her :'(
everyone knows what you're like now. you're a fucking ginger pubed tosser.
i also heard about your own efforts with her.
if only dis folklore had any more appetite for a stagger-linn sob story. go back to your fucking commune.
you'll be the one sobbing to your mum after I've twatted the shit out of you. why don't you fight for once instead of giving my g/f an STD from your in-growing toe nails!? you fucking disgusting animal!
I'm not sure whether I want this to be real or not...
now you've gone and ruined my fun :'(
stagger-linn believed his toes were an 'unorthodox alternative' everyone.
fwiw, she still wants to be friends.
Whilst we are taking the piss out of each other why don't you tell everyone about the time you put your cock in your ex's ear in the school fucking library you ffreak!
a picture of how much of a pussy helloghosts actually is... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/15/article-1206618-0611BC1E000005DC-959_468x413.jpg
is that policeman farting on his face
but luckily, it healed just in time for me to FINGER YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
my mates are gonna beat you up and i've got gun.
I might pay you a visit
another milestone reached
I think I'm going to vote tory if this is what the left is like.
I can't allow myself to be aligned with an ideology that can't even be bothered to finger their own girlfriends.
is it real?
it freaked some people out
the cheating, back stabbing scum bag. I'm deleting him from facebook and last.fm!
believe in a next life?
many different forms of socialism that tie religion in. I, however, was just using it as a figure of speech.
I don't know your exact views hence the ?
probably the biggest bellend i have ever encountered.
Is it genetic?
OH WAIT YOU CAN'T :(
Never in our lifetime ;)
Just a thought.