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and go clean all their toilets. with no gloves.
you should've mtfu'd
they tried to send me home this past two days, because i said i felt 'dodgy', everyone is dropping with swine flu in my dept, but i just feel slighty sore (which could be the sad attempt i had at bedroom exersice the other night lol) with a really bad headache.
I feel really super bad, i hate being dishonest!! it kills be a bit inside, plus i cant afford to be off, i dont get paid for it
oh dear. when you called in sick did you tell them 'i can't sit down' too?
and if it was it wouldnt be a 'sad attempt' ;)
Are you sure you're not a Viz character?
Will you have a cup of tea father?
Ah gowan! Gowan Gowan Gowan Gowan Gowan Gowan Gowan Gowan Gowan.
oooh!! or that smeeeee joke :D
its smeee again, goowaaan and fuck yourself!
make it up to the company
maybe i can crawl in tomorrow with a smile on my face with two nice cakes, thats usually smooths things over
im sure you have a conference/meeting room
trying to do a budget here for this month :( have to pay out for so much!
really shouldnt be off today.
No way. you did a funny.
chew on some tinfoil
soap in your eyes
help the eldery
something with duct tape
is it poison?