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WHAT THE CUNT IS THAT?
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Oh, they did.
oh yeah, heavy industry and little in the way of environmental regulations yay we're ruining the planet
Looks remarkably intact for something that was stoned to death.
wish the monster had killed them.
after all...do we REALLY need a few more South American children???
It's a deformed seal that died giving birth to a pup which washed up on the beach and got blistered in the sun.
The conspiracy starts here.
I'd suggest that they were deformed flippers I'm sure flippers don't have joints in the middle.
DISCLAIMER: This is not a theory vamos wholeheartedly endorses.
if we really want to get into tedious pedantry.
he's probably trying to get up on recent popular culture and thought that gollum is what all the kids are scared of nowdays.
those are the bravest kids that ever lived.
i hope that's a quote from the kids
''well, in a desperate attempt to defend ourselves, we decided the best course of actions was to fuck it's shit up with some stones.''
depressing that their first instict was to kill it, rather than running
it's what won us the nazi's and allowed us to be fighting the good fight now in iraq....you kill first run later
these kids deserve public holidays named after them.
espescially if it was walking around upright, I like how they end the article with comparisons to gollum, good show :-D
It looks like a sloth to me. One that has died and lost it's fur in salt water.
but it just wanted to play.
without their shells.
so, dead albino turtle without the shell?
I can almost hear it's little croaking voice as it lay there dying
"...herlp meeeee....herlp meeee"
although, the idea of a sloth lumbering over rocks to attack children, then being stoned to death amuses me.
I can't remember where I read it, but a lot of these 'creatures' are normal animals that have lost their fur in salt water, having been dead for a number of weeks.
Or they're turtles without their shells.
looks a HOAX to me though.
That article is genius however :)
its a fat mans hand