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and if yes to both how much would it cost?
If you're not going to feel bad about killing it you won't feel bad about selling it on/giving it away.
off your hands for free!
what has starshaped done?
well, maybe the people who are taking this seriously didnt spot it, but the rest of us did.
pm me yout number and i'll fax him to you this afternoon
it'll have to be wrapped and sent DHL
probably not ethical. Taking him to your local RSPCA shelter is probably the best bet.
and stop being a cunt.
depends on how much of a dick it's being.
he's also being a bit of a wally, a bit of a pillock, a bit of a cock and sometimes a total fucker. it all adds up.
for cats that commit piracy in southampton, or wee on the queen.
I read it in the Handbook Of Animals You're Allowed To Kill.
but i really should have
I took it in the spirit it was intended.
YOU HORRID CAT-KILLER YOU OMG I'M RINGING THE RSPCA RIGHT NOW.
When the YouTube link came up, I simply hoped.
but if it's a real problem pet, bollocks to anyone who thinks it's unethical to have it put down. If it goes to a shelter and is too problematic to be rehomed what on Earth do you think is going to happen to it?
NB: By dick I presumed that you meant it has severe behavioural problems and not that it looks a bit smug.
it does put its head under the box as i'm trying to pour food into its bowl tho.
He kept blooping. It was annoying. I was 10.
Phats died a few weeks beforehand through malnourishment.
RIP Phats and Small
*will go to hell*
Not sure what the price is but its definately not illegal.
we had a horrible cat when I was a kid. She used to attack my legs if ever I ran to the toilet in the middle of the night. She was forever attacking/scaring the living bejesus out of people, and she particularly hated men.
Mum gave her away to someone who lived in the countryside and had more space. Apparently. Something like that's got to be better than having it put down?
she jumped out the fourth floor window once and lost all the skin off her nose. fell straight into a hedge. poor lucy. the horrible bitch.
though even to this day she won't admit it
b) Yes, to you, if your ethics allow it. To most folk, no.
Most folk would suggest re-homing.
A) Legal, and
to have DiS put down just because it puts posts in the wrong place?
a) Is it legal/ethical to put down your own cat? eg. with bat
b) Is it legal/ethical to put down someone else's cat, if they are being a dick?
thats very impressive, but unrealistic. you'd never get any kind of feline solidarity for this animal.
no-one's killed any cats here
I am off to die of shame.
and I'm still laughing at "punk'd by cats"
I liked that one
perhaps he can explain better below...
then it will be both legal and ethical to put it down and possibly free
i'm pretty sure he's actually un-killable. he wouldnt be able to get himself run over if he tried.
but please bear in mind that its very hard to get down in words how loathesome this cat is, and that every person who has ever met him has hated him.
ok here goes:
1. sometimes he tries to starve the other, smaller, cleverer, female cat.
2. he puts his head in the way when you try to feed him.
3. he waits by the front door to be let out, but then gets scared by the sound of you coming down the stairs so runs upstairs to hide under a bed, only to forget seconds later and just come wondering casually back down.
4. he stares at me all the fucking time.
5. his head is too small for his body.
6. on the rare ocasions when he gets affection he ruins it by dribbling on you or biting you.
7. he drinks water out of the toilet.
8. he thinks he's invisible. when trying to sit on your lap, you make it clear you dont want him, and he just continually tries to sneak slowly on to you. after 3 or 4 failed attempts he starts meowing at you as if he owns your fucking lap.
9. he always wants to either come in or out of the door. if he had his own way, you would be continually letting him in and out. yeah i know he should have a flap but its not my house.
10. his hair is neither short or long.
Male cats should have have big heads, I feel weird about cats with small heads.
What's his name?
11. his name is Jagger
he never stood a chance with a name like that.
Like parents who call their kids Tyrone and wonder why he's been expelled from 9 schools.
Jagger died though, isn't it?
is it senile? My aunty's cat who was 21 when she died used to dribble everywhere as soon as you went anywhere near her. She had a pretty traumatic life at the hands of my cousins tho so maybe she was an emo cat
one of mum's cats who died recently would sit on her shoulder like a parrot all day while she was working at the computer, meowing, dribbling and clawing her. But she was very very old.
give him to il biscotto
LOL @ this being a reason for murder!!
all the reasons up there sound like normal cat behaviour
(apart from jazzman, he was awesome)
What a dick. He should at least walk back down with some purpose!
remember the time when i chucked him off my lap, and he sprinted out the room and up the stairs...15 seconds later the retard falls out of the window in the room above me, past the window i'm sitting in, gets up, in through myu window and attempts my lap again.
have shown them a cracked.com article to explain it. hope they bought it
he was taken away from his mum before he could walk i.e. too early. and then he got catknapped for by the man up the road with 50 cats in his house...for 3 days (he'd only been allowed outside for a few days). he was never the same.
wont go near him.
the guy said, "he looked lost". no shit.
^That had me in fits of laughter.
He'd be a stupid big tomcat with a massive fat head and I'd call him Portnoy. Oh the hours I waste imagining the fun me and Portnoy would have. I imagine the bad times too, like when he sits way too close to my face in bed.
Just give him away if he's that big a problem.
if he's the only cat he's probably just bored and craving attention. Get a kitten to keep him company.
he turned up one day and stayed for 2 years, he was so stupid, had no understanding of basic cat politics, be nice to your owners occasionally when you dont want something to make it less obvious, he'd bite you one minute and be all nice for food the next, he did that annoying stampy thing, he would get cat food poured on his head because he was so impatient, he would randomly come over and bite me, he did the let me out/in thing repeatedly, he did this weird meaow loop early in the morning outside my door (im sure he calculated and adjusteded it in a precice way I couldnt get used to it and phase it out,)luckily he eventually moved onto some neighbours who asked if they could keep him before we moved, dont think they knew what they were letting themselves into, I kinda miss him though
One of them is cross-eyed. It is a siamese too, so all my mates call it Mr Bigglesworth, or Mr Bojangles if they can't remember its real name.
Here's the handsome bastard: http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/193/50/515050974/n515050974_78207_5583.jpg
And here's my other cat, sitting in a wrapped-up wok: http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v58/107/116/503651430/n503651430_14753_1818.jpg
Want to see her roll down the stairs now.
tried to kill me as a baby.
They had him put down.
put him in a basket and leave him on the doorstep of the nearest church. It worked in the old days for unwanted babies.
he needs affection
This cat sounds good.
It's certainly legal if no one else finds out about it, and ethics is such a grey area I wouldn't worry about that. When I was younger we put our cat down as it just could not be trained properly and would just do it's own thing.
i can now look forward to xmas at my mums with this idiot cat.