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I would be the lovable hobgoblin, in order that I might discover what, exactly, distinguishes them from goblins.
i could do everything three times as fast
But...everything? Even the Big Bad?
But would you lure peeps to shipwreck for love or loot?
I could maul stuff with my horn and get away with it by looking innocent.
"A unicorn did this to you? Are you fucking crazy?"
I'd work those elves like bitches and open presents everyday. Nobody else would get shit. Yup.
(ignoring the whole switching sexes aspect... maybe just a hecatite)
He's seems cool, and the human/horse crossover would probably bless me with an unusually large penis. I'd also enjoy creating a centaur army by producing shit loads of human/horse children.
i'm a Sagittarius anyway, plus the name Phillip means "lover of horses" so i guess it would make sense.
Half lion, half giant scorpion, ALL BASTARD.
Did you SEE the cover to the Shamuntanti hills?
aren't they supposed to have human heads too or did i just make that up?
Because, by christ, he gets results.