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"neilhamburger has been suspended from twitter"

lemonbrickcombo [Edit] [Delete] 12 replies 20:35, 11 September '09

die, world.

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  • Really?

    Thats fucking classic. And unsurprising.

    buzzard55 | 11 Sep '09, 22:33 | X
    • Oh, he's back?

      or is it some chump pretending....
      http://twitter.com/Neil_Hamburger

      lemonbrickcombo @buzzard55 | 11 Sep '09, 22:54 | X
      • that's the real one!

        My personal favourites

        # As I told my Jackson jokes tonight, I, and everyone in the audience, had tears streaming down their faces.
        10:17 PM Jun 25th from txt

        # Big show tonight at Spaceland, please come out, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE STABBINGS, most of those people won't be at the show this time.
        3:44 PM Jun 28th from web

        # Hi from Dublin! Tonight I was up against a U2 homecoming gig.Yet I still had a room full of sour faces, silence, booing, & refund requests.
        4:16 PM Jul 24th from web

        # Does anyone have the Dr Laura nude photos? I am trying to coax some rats out from under my motel bed.
        1:38 PM Aug 14th from web

        this guy rules too
        http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

        mug_mug_mug @lemonbrickcombo | 11 Sep '09, 23:32 | X
        • Ha!

          "Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

          I was thinking of starting a blog or something about things old(er) people say about new music. A bit like those Breakfast youtube videos where they made old dudes review Harvey Milk and stuff. Maybe not though.

          Just that my dad came home one night and I had Emeralds playing on the house stereo (better bass, yeah) and he looked around quizzically and said "Why is the washing machine making that noise?"

          lemonbrickcombo @mug_mug_mug | 11 Sep '09, 23:41 | X
          • I like those Real Housewives on NYNoise

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rzM5_dhWHo

            "They were so unappealing!", "The whole thing sucked!", "It was very immature" - then the reject, "I liked it!" I keep meaning to play that track to my mum. My mum likes Moe Tucker and Bikini Kill and '60s girl-groups and shit, so I bet she'll be all over that hip shit.

            poptimusgrime @lemonbrickcombo | 12 Sep '09, 00:04 | X
        • Shit My Dad Says is so great

          "I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

          "By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi." sounds like something my own father said when he was threatening to walk out on us just this week. He was like, "Yeah, when I move out you guys will have to move out too because I pay most of the mortgage. No homes for you! No homes for anyone!" He didn't walk. Shithouse.

          poptimusgrime @mug_mug_mug | 11 Sep '09, 23:59 | X
        • That is awesome :D

          # "Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullshit, it sucks. I read it. It's for all the dummies."12:24 PM Sep 5th from web
          # "I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"9:28 AM Sep 4th from web
          # “You touched that god damned biscuit. Bullshit, I saw you touch it….I don’t give a shit about your evidence, this isn’t a court of law."2:01 PM Sep 3rd from web
          # "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"1:12 PM Sep 2nd from web

          The final one is my favorite. Sort of thing you kick yourself for not thinking up.

          orsonwellesrabbit @mug_mug_mug | 12 Sep '09, 18:09 | X
  • if only we can sort out something similar for perez hilton

    brusma | 11 Sep '09, 22:43 | X
  • :D oman

    pretty_vacant | 11 Sep '09, 23:00 | X
  • I think this is my favourite pair of Neil Hamburger jokes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnBi7Ajt55k&feature=related

    lemonbrickcombo | 12 Sep '09, 00:14 | X
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5NOt3ClPKA&feature=related

      3rd joke in FOR THE WIN!

      SmashedCity @wishpig | 13 Sep '09, 14:24 | X
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