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I have a theory that it's impossible (social conditioning and that) but don't want to try it. Any volunteers?
Gimme five minutes...
I can confirm that it's actually very easy to shit yourself. It was actually pretty anticlimactic.
does that count?
Has to be while you are fully clothed. Or at least in your knickers.
Getting drunk/passing out/being a baby and pooing your pants doesn't count either.
it was a lot harder than I expected.
Its not impossible, the puboerectalis (acts like a sling) is involuntary, but the rest of the levator ani muscles that make up the anal shpincter are voluntary.
Mind over matter. If you have a full rectum its certainly possible.
I beleive in you danielkelly
I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying most of the time. Another kid shat his pants one time and took them off and put them in his coat pocket, he then hung his coat in the cloakroom and left it there all day. It fucking stank.
I want to know who has ever needed a poo and thought "fuck getting up"
"It fucking stank"
Most redundant statement of the day? You have my sympathies, sir.
We were in the kitchen and he was very quiet, then my friend whose kitchen it was said "I can smell fish. Bad fish. Christ, that's awful. I hope my mum didn't buy any rotten fish." But the shitter didn't even go home, just spent the rest of the day with shitty drawers. Very sad.
It would be quite a curious experience, but I doubt I'd give it a go, just because of how messy it'd be afterwards.
Clothes in the bin and yoursen in the shower straight after, no drama. I reckon I'd be surprisingly adept at it as well. In fact, I might stick it straight on my CV.
Will shit self on command.
steady on, his last book wasn't that bad
I reckon I could do it. Easily.
Bamos's posts are like magnets today. FREE ME
if I'm stuck here all day I'm definitely shitting myself
Think I'll get on that when I get home.
Friday night: shit self
Saturday: pile-on in the boozer
Sunday: listen to On Standby by Shed Seven on repeat
no person should ever see more than 2 people shit themselves in a lifetime
come tae fuck
what kind if fucked up life do you lead?
just a little pellet though, thank fuck.
for 'easy access'.
more 'emerging' IMO.
But yes, a fully formed, slightly hard shite that he can let hang out his fly to pretend he has a big black cock is what's needed.
Imagine skinny jeans wearers shitting themselves? It would be smooshed all over their arse-cheeks, instead of sitting like a little package in a looser pair of jeans.
Every time you call for a bit of class from the boards, up it will pop, the posting version of a floater that just will not flush
but in related news, the engineer who just came and fixed my boiler was very embarassed by the fact my toilet cistern was set to stun rather than kill.
And seep out of the top / bottom.