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thewarn [Edit] [Delete] 48 replies 14:04 September 11th, 2009

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Hanger?

"Hanger" is my favourite but I never hear anyone say it anymore. Might be more of an American term anyway.

poptimusgrime | 11 Sep '09, 14:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Pork Sword
  
  Gringo @poptimusgrime | 11 Sep '09, 14:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
can we have "lazy 'lob-on'"

please?

commandercool | 11 Sep '09, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- certainly can.
  
  Chubby
  
  thewarn @commandercool | 11 Sep '09, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - That's no way to talk to the commander.
    
    poptimusgrime @thewarn | 11 Sep '09, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - 'the commander'
      
      Yep, that's a good one too.
      
      thewarn @poptimusgrime | 11 Sep '09, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      poptimusgrime this'd this
      - master(bate) and commander
        
        the far side of the testicles
        
        commandercool @thewarn | 11 Sep '09, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
Pile on

Balonz | 11 Sep '09, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Bundle
  
  thewarn @Balonz | 11 Sep '09, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
eric used to be a good one

stonk on
bonk on
hard on
stiffy
woody
boner

Jack_il_biscotto | 11 Sep '09, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Boner and hard on are still industry standard terms I believe
  
  Lucien @Jack_il_biscotto | 11 Sep '09, 14:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Boner use to have a much more innocent useage
    
    In america at least (safe for work):
    
    http://www.superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50&limitstart=2
    
    NickDS @Lucien | 11 Sep '09, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
referendum

fiddygent | 11 Sep '09, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
stalk-on

rock-on

84joe | 11 Sep '09, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Stalk on??
  
  Kinky.
  
  bamos @84joe | 11 Sep '09, 14:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Firm penis

Balonz | 11 Sep '09, 14:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Banjo

countzero | 11 Sep '09, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
tent pole

babies arm

Ricky_Ronco | 11 Sep '09, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
Bishop

tom_from_sparks | 11 Sep '09, 14:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Barnsley.

bamos | 11 Sep '09, 14:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

colossalhorse this'd this
- Chorley District Cuntcil
  
  lemonbrickcombo @bamos | 11 Sep '09, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - "The Countryside"
    
    commandercool @lemonbrickcombo | 11 Sep '09, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
Cuntseeker

I have heard this used. Just the once, mind.

DanielKelly | 11 Sep '09, 14:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
Chubby

Jook | 11 Sep '09, 14:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- you called?
  
  commandercool @Jook | 11 Sep '09, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
Constantino Rocca

bobbygeorge | 11 Sep '09, 14:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- It works on more than one level
  
  84joe @bobbygeorge | 11 Sep '09, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Concrete Sausage

Jook | 11 Sep '09, 14:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
another classic ben warn thread

guntrip | 11 Sep '09, 14:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
- get your 'another classic ben warn thread' out?
  
  no. that's not working for me.
  
  MirriLondon @guntrip | 11 Sep '09, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Speak for yourself
    
    thewarn @MirriLondon | 11 Sep '09, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
    
    guntrip @MirriLondon | 11 Sep '09, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - she being mrswarn
      
      guntrip @guntrip | 11 Sep '09, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You ben warn'ed about this.
  
  poptimusgrime @guntrip | 11 Sep '09, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
THROBBING MEMBER

Reckoning | 11 Sep '09, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
Woodrow Wilson

Jack_il_biscotto | 11 Sep '09, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
getting a tim henman

has now become andy murray

the_dazzled | 11 Sep '09, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
Rocky Balboa

lemonbrickcombo | 11 Sep '09, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
Moses Kiptanui

deadonthestairs | 11 Sep '09, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
michael heseltine

the_dazzled | 11 Sep '09, 14:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
Pontius Pilate

Jook | 11 Sep '09, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
Rigid.

samganners | 11 Sep '09, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
Pillar of Affirmation

Washington Monument

Murder | 11 Sep '09, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Stonker
  
  PreludesNocturnes @Murder | 11 Sep '09, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
weapon

love-lance

hellatronix | 11 Sep '09, 14:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
- sexy-stick
  
  frozen poo
  
  commandercool @hellatronix | 11 Sep '09, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - hahaha
    
    hellatronix @commandercool | 11 Sep '09, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
stiff

bone

cheers.

meths | 11 Sep '09, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
gluestick

countzero | 11 Sep '09, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply

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