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you'd want to eat me.
Everyone should drench themselves in deer piss
The bottle's empty but I just rub the top on my neck and I collapse in chocolate almond fields...
My boss told me off yesterday because apparently you're meant to use perfume within six months else it goes off.
STOP BUYING ME MASSIVE BOTTLES OF PERFUME THEN.
So basically, you smell 'off'. Ha.
and makes you ear high heels?
you work here?