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I can see Gok Wan filming
I'm going to walk very slowly past the camera
tabloid fame awaits
half a Sky dish and some clouds
and if I look out of the other window... the pizza place on the corner
our company summer barbecue in full swing. There appears to be a yellow gazebo, and some people sat on the grass.
I might go and stick my arse up against the window. Back in a minute
Otherwise I'm never going to be able to explain to others why I'm fucking this wood pigeon
I'm fucking a vole.
Please post wood pigeon stories below.
(On a slightly bird related note, I've just found out that Nicole 'Son of Lionel' Richie and Joel 'Cunt out of Good Charlotte' Cuntoutofgoofcharlotte have had a kid, and called it Sparrow).
but he might do 80 miles an hour on the motorway.
The roof of Waterloo station
A bunch of winos
Lionel Richie - pretty bad > Nicole Riche + a smidge of Joel Madden > Mr Blobby
Once when I was a kid I woke up to find in the tree outside my window there was a woodpigeon being eaten by a sparrowhawk and I was like "YES!!!"
Why not pick sensible names like Lapwing, Grest Crested Grebe or White-necked Picathartes?
and a tree
Once upon a time (earlier this year), I was looking out this very window and saw a woman 'hiding' in the bushes, taking a dump.
sometimes i can see people eating their breakfast
- A little bit of the royal courts of justice
- Fleet Street
and another house and some washing on a line.
also the laundry from the flat upstairs which consists of:
white tee shirt, yellow tee shirt, white Adidas shirts, blue tea towel and white lingerie.
and a little bit of the globe.
but I said it first
table and chairs
rose arch with supplementary green beans
feature lamppost for leaning on and ukelele playing, left by previous owner
need sorting tomato plants
various pots and plants
and I'll see it when it gets here.
that requires further development.
May lead ot terrorism charges however
and some Brick Lane wankers.
some tall glass office buildings. Window behind me: Powerleague 5-a-side pitches, Commercial St, the top of One Canada Square
an office building
gok wan filming
I wish it was true, and Moses Kiptanui was stood outside your window, staring intently in.
2 betting shops, 3 homeless men discussing something, a parking officer ticketing a car, and a wheelchair man trying desperately to get into a taxi.
I'm jealous of everyone heading off on holiday.
or beautiful neighbouring Crawley
no other buildings in the way.
Lots of trees
The back gardens of every other house on this side of the street
Next doors bastard cat
Some building nearby is all sorts of on fire, but I can't see past the trees and smoke to make anything out. Rubbish.
The back of a local "metal head" pub/carpark
A white van stationed in the pub carpark
A Renault Megane
An electrical supplies warehouse
White fluffy clouds
but only if I hang dangerously out of the window...
astro turf pitch
they're ignoring each other and sitting very still for some reason
the ginger one is licking his arse a LOT