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my life is good :)
and if thats too feel good for you, mylifeisaverage
Re: Mylifeisg - Just from reading the first page, does the 'g' stand for 'gay'?
"Today is my fifteenth birthday and I bought my mom a card just because I love her. Unlike most teenagers I'm glad that I have such a good relationship with my mom. MLIG"
"Today, I realized how proud I really am for being enlisted in the United States Navy and cannot wait to go to boot camp september 2. I have always wanted to serve my country and now I really believe that I am ready to. MyLifeisG!"
"A couple weeks ago, I decided that I am not ugly and I am not fat. I am perfectly happy in my own skin. Now I still think this and I haven't been this happy in years. MyLifeIsG."
You have one new message! You're still ugly and fat, you've just decided to ignore it so you can comfort eat without crying as much. You make me and the rest of the internet sick.
"Today my bestfriend was deployed. Right before he left he came to my house. When I answered he made me a promise. He promised that as long as I was here waiting for him, there was no doubt in his mind he would come back to me. I told him I loved him for as long as I could remember, he asured me he has always felt the same. MLIG"
You will sleep with someone else. Then he will be blown up by an IED, as if in reply. You fucking prick.
"Today, I found out that the guy I am in love with loves me back. I also found out that my parents do not care if I am gay, and will love me no matter what. MLIG!"
QED. Also: Fuck off.
That's so weird - those are exactly the words your mum uses to describe our pillow talk...
self pity is always easier to stomach than narcissism.
Mylifeisaverage is actually the best of the three...
"Today, I was running late for Spanish because the parking lot was completely full. After finally grabbing a spot I got out of my car and screamed "This is madness!" and was quite pleased when I heard "This is SPARTA!" from four different directions. MLIA"
Why can't you guys be more like this?
mylifeisaverage is the best
although that probably says something about us
which is what I thought this thread was going to be about.
"Today, my Spanish teacher told us that the best way to learn a language is to immerse yourself in the culture. Since I live in Tennessee (far from any kind of Spanish culture) I decided to watch Spanish soap operas after school. I think I've learned how to say "I'm pregnant," "You're not the father," and "I'll always love you." My teacher will be so proud. MLIA."