Not much going on is there?

Some shitpiece side from France is pissed at City for nicking one of their youths. KIK is probably less than amused...

United threaten to sue Le Havre. World yawns.

Sheffield United keeper Paddy Kenny has been suspended for nine months for testing positive for something called ephedrine. Whatever that is.

Lots of dull international games imminent, hence loads of worried, overpaid, average players going "There's a great spirit in the camp / Sure we can win the tournament / Every faith in our manager" etc etc.

Beckham might come back to The Premiership. If someone wants to flog some shirts or his American employers don't mind.

END OF THE SHOW! Now go away...