Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez has been stabbed in the neck in a co op shop in Norfolk.
Orange and T-Mobile have merged. Does this mean more free cinema tickets, or will their combination result in their reception blackspots widening to cover the whole country?
Samoa has decided to drive on the left not the right. Pretty crazy. Is Samoa the same as the amazing rugby team Western Samoa?
A huge giant rat hat been found in a volcano in Papua New Guinea. it's the size of a cat. I want one.
That's about it.