Headline from yesterday is Chelsea being slammed with a year long transfer ban by FIFA. It probably won't stand after appeals and things, but entertaining nonetheless.

Rooney claims he's "honest" guv in the wake of claims he dived against Arsenal at the weekend.

No doubt there's some kind of incredibly dull news from the international camps. Stevie G probably farted or something.

Farsley Celtic get wound up by their administrator so won't complete the season and Salisbury City go into administration, putting them back to 0 points.

England's ladies team reach the Euro semi-finals with a 3-2 win over Finland. Germany'll still win the overall thing.

I'm off to Dartford v Hendon tomorrow. We're going to get thrashed 10-0. You?