So I was in the pub last night, eating some sausages, and I thought "Hey, these sausages are pretty nice". They just tasted like normal sausages though, really. But whenever you try to get a sausage which tastes a bit different - a bit special - it's invariably just shit. Are there such thing as sausage festivals where you can try a bit of everything on offer? Sub-question: What's your favourite sausage? And naturally the first person to link to lemonparty wins the internet.