Me and my fourth form chums have [S] been on the lookout [A] for non-homosexual FLAC-supporting MP3 players, of which [M] there don’t seem to be any. It does [S] not necessarily need [U] media separate [N] formatting (for videos), you guys. Touch sensitive screen – yes please!

PLEASE. No inferior Apple shit. Everyone knows [G] they eat giant bags of dicks, produced on an assembly line of shame.