Eduardo is banned for two games. Seems a bit harsh to me given the impossibility of proving intent but I'd expect that the ban will be reduced upon and challenge from Arsenal and UEFA have been digging themselves a bit of a hole with all their tough talking in the last few months.

Ribery completely misses the transfer window boat by waiting until after the transfer deadline to have a pop at Louis Van Gaal. The same Van Gaal whose most recent signing can play in a similar role to Ribery and came off the bench to score two on his debut at the weekend. Hmmmm...

David James is supposedly not a a happy man. He reckons his dream is now over. On the contrary, I think he may get to shine at Portsmouth now, on account of being pretty much their only PL standard player...