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I haven't drawn anything for myself in an ice age and lately, I've been desirous of a new project.
Currently off because I don't know where I put it when I moved a month or so ago
I need a picture of a knob, preferably with a couple of spots of jizz shooting out. Hairy balls are also essential. I need it on the wall of the subway near my house, are you up to it?
and then mug a kid whose just started at secondary school. Nowt like drawing knobs all over fresh, pristine school textbooks
I can have a materials estimate on your desk by the end of the afternoon.
If you want, I can throw in veins on the shaft, free of charge - because this is the part of my job I really enjoy.
about an angry Scottish vacuum cleaner that has a prolapse. How are you at drawing hoovers?
With or without anthropomorphised faces?
I'm writing a graphic book called Mod Mouse.
A mouse on a Vespa. I want it very much in the style of the Persepolis artwork....
However I no idea what it would be about. Give me a week
and the guy who's supposed to be drawing it has spend 6 months on the first one. And it still ain't done. However he's quite a close friend so I don't think I can fire him without it being really awkward. I think the only logical way around it is bloody murder. If you help me hide the cadaver you're in.
This is why I don't do continuity-based comics. Deadlines are a nightmare and if the writing is shit, that's even less motivation to do any work.
I'd imagine it'd be that much worse if I wasn't the writer...
That's what we needed! We might have got something done that way!
It was actually mostly one offs with a couple of story arcs thrown in, so he could do any one of them first really. I'm sure one of them must be better than shit. Though I haven't read them for a while so there's a good chance I'm wrong on that.
unfortunately I recently realised that a little script I wrote centering around a magic pair of shadow-splitting scissors was already done by Doraemon 20 years ago. I hate the internet and my lack of ideas. Meh, I think I'm going to do it anyway.
Who's investigating a jewelry robbery in 19th century Odessa...
Theyt want him to turn it into a comic instead..like Tintin..but not racist
That sounds fucking awesome. I'm going to plagiarise the shit out of it. Or alternatively, look him up.
he a had a lot of trouble about horses...
all the animals could talk but horses...because..you know they are used for transport..and if they talked..well then they're slaves..
So then I suggested Dogtanian had unspeaking horses so so can Meowser.
my other mate was asked but he has phd deadlines so if you do put up some shit online ot have a look at!
The furry transport problem is always a pickle. Has he considered making the horses inhabit a universe where taxiing other animals about is their reason to be? Like a less harrowing Animal Farm.
I will have a sniff for appropriate artwork when I get home. Safe.
is a great, great name
or whatever it was called.
Evening all. A small selection just to show what kind of style I like. Enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/kw8wbk
Bump for the day. Cheers.
but not for a month maybe!
What's your idea?