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I Have a New Life Objective.
1) Compose the perfect riff to accompany the MotD2 Saturday's Goals compilation package - the one they're using this season is a pile of wank.
1) Compose the perfect riff to accompany the MotD2 Saturday's Goals compilation package - the one they're using this season is a pile of wank.
You'll never be as good as the lightning seeds.
AT ANYTHING
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I will make whatever jangly mid-90s bollocks they supplied eat the shit out of my riff of excellence.
You'll see.
I don't know if you could hit their dizzy heights.
And if he did?
Oh lucky you.
My life objective was to compose the riff they play over the
'You wouldn't steal a car' piracy guff at the start of DVDs. That ultra-obnoxious riffage you fast forward every time - me.
I'd quite like to soundtrack Babe Station.
I'd do it all live, sitting in a booth with a Casio keyboard and a drum machine with all the action playing on a screen for me. It'll be exactly like when Neil Young did the soundtrack for Dead Man.
I'll have to work my way up the ranks, of course, starting out on stuff like Bad Mums and XXX Scouse Slags and the like, until, finally, my smooth, lilting muzak is rightfully appreciated.