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08:25 too early for a bit of sacrilegious fan fiction, eh?
What the hell is this, I made you the best mixtape ever n'all.
I don't know what you use up North. Did you send it by pigeon?
I will have you know. :(
If it doesn't turn up in two days I demand another.
He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member (Christ slept in the buff).
Hitler lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler's mouth, and he didn't care.
SO WRONG YET SO RIGHT
Author's note: Adolph Hitler and Jesus are both my original characters. They are copyrighted and you cannot use them without my permission.
Author's note: I have been made aware that neither Jesus nor Hitler are my creations and that I have to legal right to claim them as such. However, I still own this story and you will need my permission before you publish it in any literary magazines (HINT HINT).