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What has DIS come to?
but then I realised it wasn't funny
I think I'd do pretty well in the running whilst wanking 100m. Maybe not a podium place but I wouldn't let my country down.
10m Synchroised Muff diving
I mean wank
the power wanking
J graham for 2012!
10 seconds of intense effort and concentration, some posing like an archer, and the repressed knowledge that I'll never be as good as the black guys
That's the secret
would be pretty good at the "failing to realise it was on offer before it was too late" event
the biathlon (winter sport, clearly)
Three Man Lube
to come, no matter what you did. He did say it was a problem he had had with all of his girlfriends, but my paranoia/ego couldn't handle it in the end. Still, 45 mins has got to be good for you, if not for your girlfriend's jaw.
Discus-ting acts performed not behind but IN a skip
Bentathlon (too much?)