http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8227915.st

his head must be so firmly entrenched up his own arse that he can comment on the quality of the journalism without committing hara kiri on stage. the idea of sky news dominating news in this country is terrible. it's pretty common to say "ooh where's chris morris?" when they do something truly unbelievable, but their top 5 online stories couldn't have been thought up by him. "in at number 2, you've been clicking on "serial rapist kills 5 in bromley"!