So I'm financially fucked and stuck in the house for the foreseeable future. There is a drug dealer who lives a few blocks over, I'm a big fan of Omar Little, and I can wield a shotgun with the best of them. I'm thinking...anyway, I decided I, and by I, I mean, we, need to rant.
Anyway, here's me providing you fine cunts with a thread to vent your anger and depression. Let us seethe.
Leeds Fest: Fuck you, you overpriced mongrel. Fuck you, you camping student bums. Fuck you, you fucking muddy field. I don't like tents or wellington boots, and I fucking hate large crowds, so fuck all y'all.
My neighbor: Fuck you, my neighbor.
Over to you.