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A hoop and a stick is all you need.
im bored too, so ill rate each level
1 - social awkwardness is no longer an issue
2 - you no longer know when to stop
3 - brave enough to fight/shag your betters
4 - walking straight becomes a difficulty
5 - joining your index fingers becomes a challenge
6 - long stretches of black outs from the night before, vomiting blood
7 - joining your upper and lower lips becomes a challenge
8 - severe scarring of the liver
9 - permanent blindness and liver failure
10 - death
you *might* be a 2, idk
your index finger is the one next to the thumb, your pointing finger (i think)
I wrote one, I swear.
I'm listening to George Carlin, drinking posh wine, looking at my newly revamped room and thinking about the house party...to barbecue or not to barbecue....