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so you can get a Bj and a second car in the same place
Actually you can buy one of those, too.
I'm not sure how though.
approached a lady on there. She replied, saying how she would like him to join in with her and her fuck buddy. Attached was a delightful picture of her being spit roasted.
Below is their correspondence (as you can see he was a massive tool) unfortunately I don't have the picture anymore.
Thanks for the reply to my ad and your pic. I was so amazed and surprised to have been inundated with hundreds and hundreds of replies mainly from single guys and couples alike.
I am just into anything that is fun and safe. I am not into bondage or pain at all.
Have you done some threesomes (MMF) before? Here's my pics by the way and like to see more of you before taking things any further. Again, discretion is much expected.
My other fuck buddy (excuse the term) Tony have a flat in Victoria SW1, London and can accom during daytimes and sometimes evening as long as you can be discreet about it.
I would like to chat via MSN Messenger first to see how we get on.
My MSN Messenger email addy is :
I shall put my cards on the table....I have a girlfriend, but she is away until next Sunday. I consider myself to be quite fit, aged 30, reasonably athletic, looking for nsa fun, good in bed, sensitive, modest (!),etc...
I particularly like petite ladies, particularly B cups (any more than a handful is such a waste). If you do find this e-mail from the deluge of e-mails that I am sure you will get, then maybe you can e-mail me and we can see where we go from there - if you like my photo that is!)
Maybe see you...
p.s Please excuse the picture as it is a work photo...
He sounds like a right knob.
Who was the DiSer who had a leathery woman turn up and ask if his housemate was in, before she went upstairs and had awkward sex with him?
so much detail in it that it couldn't have been made up.
If it wasn't kik's story, then I seem to recall he was a part of the thread in question.
Haha. It's true, though. Threesomes are fine in theory, but when you get invited to participate in one - in certain men the question provokes a maelstrom of internal analysis: Am I really THAT guy? The orgy guy? Cigar, velour gown, leopard-print, high-fiving the other guy during a spitroast...
He does sound like he has problems though. Trawling Gumtree for ass because he can't wait 10 days for his girlfriend to come back from wherever...
He screwed me out of some cash, many times it has crossed my mind to fuck him over by sending this to someone inappropriate. Unfortunately I can't find the initial email with the pictures. This is just the sanitised version I sent my girlfriend.
It probably reflects poorly on the company I used to keep that this has been on the table at least half a dozen times before but I've always politely declined ('no thanks....I just had a big Ciabatta').
I think if it were MFF I'd have to try it, even if I'd most certainly make a dog's breakfast of the whole thing. On the list of most likely ways I'd cock up a threesome:
1. Make too many stupid jokes
2. Get stuck inside duvet cover
3. Focus too much on the least attractive of the two because it would be easier, making the other one get the hump and leave
I'm going to the wrong parties.
but you don't have a mirror in your bedroom?
I like a polite lady.
where do you live when are you free and do you also suck cock
I like a woman who knows what she wants - to cackle with delight as men debase themselves.
human bottom washer
rough nude gardener/arselicker
there's something so sordid about that...
If it's a work photo AND he has his cock out, then yeah - sordid.
I doubt he could have been trusted to be discreet.
and people look terrible in them
surely, if you're going into the gumtree sex market, you'd have a new bunch of pictures done. i suppose no-one looks particularly attractive with their cock/fanny out, though.
not in your typical 'contact' style photo where the subject will be photographed standing in their IKEA-ised living room with the curtains drawn...if it's a professional photo and their genitals look good, it'll probs be black and white and called art
and bob's your uncle.
i'm imagining you casually thumbing through your vast collection of pictures of naked men and women on oriental throws
A couple of weeks ago we were staying at our friend's house in Norfolk. It was midnight and we were all walking back to his house. We decided to go along the marshes. It was pitch black. We couldn't see a thing. I see one of my mates take his iphone out. "Phew, a light!" I think. He turns round and shoves it in my face "Rob, this is my gumtree picture". It takes a second to adjust to the light, but there it is, him in his boxers, tensing, with his cock flopping out over the top of his pants.
you'll feel seedier and less trusting of humanity after answering most of the flatmates wanted ads than any of these BoneJam ones
Anyone else's work dead today because of the bank holiday? There's three of us in today instead of 20+. I could ride naked backwards on a pygmy elephant while juggling three hat-wearing Latvian dwarves and no-one would know.
Two people would know.
And of course, you wouldn't be able to resist starting a thread about it.
full office up here. im just about to listen to the antlers album again
and the people that are here are partyin, there is no work being done AT ALL.
cake time at 3pm yeeeoo
You're either getting pumped for three and a half hours or your innards are filled up with gunk at the first touch.
until the paramedics arrive and lifts him off you?
Can't let your mind wander or anything. Once rigor mortis sets in it can be a total bitch to get free - the fire brigade have to come in with the Jaws of Life and it's just a mess.
I'd never touch anyone old, unless I was pushing them into traffic.
Last time I have a dinner orgy.
i'd start a thread called "you can get sex off Guntrip!"
I'm not that type of person though.
you're just an internet sex pest and... oh, wait, yeah, you're probably right.
you might struggle
That's how he likes it.
i meant to click reply.