Firstly, my own dad sent me a text message saying ‘Happy birthday’ etc... YESTERDAY

Then, I arranged with all my closest Reading based friends to go out (invited 15 people). 3 of them were happy to come, and I felt really bad having to cancel at the last minute, 2 had valid reasons for not coming (what with being about 1000 miles of Reading) but TEN fucking people can’t be fucking arsed to come out for my birthday for reasons ranging from “it’s too wet outside” to “saving money so I can get hammered at the festival” to “if no-one else comes then I’m not either” fucking cunts. I’ve re-arranged to go out next week at some point, but I think need new friends. Cheer me up DiS, cheer me up.