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a roaring Friar place.
Plenty more where that came from.
whatever it was, he couldnt have spelt it.
Jerry Seine felled
what if it wasnt the Seine? explain that one brainiac.
How concerned do you look when a passing enormous man mountain takes you by the hand and says he is going to take you to his underground sex cave to 'meet' all his other enormous man mountain friends?
what on earth are you talking about?
I learned to spit bad jokes on the streets but I'm rusty. It was like 8 Mile, but with spinning bowties
(courtesy of the hymn "all things bright and beautiful"
his self-absorbed day.
"You fuck my wife?"
when he needed to break wind?
not one that features any jokes mind.
Meths: The Anecdote Collection
stories with no end.
I remember back when this was the funniest thread on the web
What did the pidgin English-speaking normal everyman say when he saw a Nazi slip into a famous Parisian river?
I said to him "I bet you £50,000 that you can't reach that meat up on the top shelf there".
He said "No way man, the stakes are too high"
I thought it was my housemate's
That's the four malaties out of the way!