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6. I love your Mc menu. It is lovely! your foood is lower in fat then ever, and definetly the best food I have.( with the exception of Kebabs). My question is, can i be the new mascot of Mc Donals UK. My name is Samual Towarde, I was born in Egypt, am dark, have black hair, largeish ears and nose, brown eyes, and am about 6ft. If you want, I could change my name. Please reply, as I need a job. Thanks, you greatest ( well, maybe) fan,

13. Is it true that you use other animal parts execpt for the beef, because my friend found a cow's eyelid in her burger. And it was a vegie burger! She was horrified.

2. I have read in a news paper that your McNuggets only consist of fat and chicken penis. Because that is the purest meat. I was wondering if this was true and if so could you explain why it is purer. Thank you. Jake W, FHM