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Let's try again:
Would you want Bob Dylan to be the voice of your sat-nav? I can't decide whether this would be awesome, or just really annoying after a while:
Who would your ideal sat-nav voice be?
"After three hundred yards, turn left. Or don't. Remember: freedom is the right of all sentient beings. ROLL OUT!"
i didn't think it was possible for sat navs to be any more smug until i heard that.
I'd like Snoop from the wire.
Put a full stop after Snoop. Then carry izzle over the roundabizzle.
You could take the right road
and turn off at Commercial and Tate
Or you could wait here for destiny
But you know she'll turn up late
*awful harmonica blast*
either Shane MacGowan or Twista would be fun. Twista could give you the full journey itinerary from Motherwell to Camberley in approximately 1.4 seconds. Shane could slur it in about 5 minutes. In both cases you'd have no idea where you were going.
and it tried to send us down a road with a gate and a sign saying "ACCESS TO PRIVATE RESIDENCES ONLY".
He'd be like "I am, of course, the greatest living actor to ever commit his voice to satellite navigation".
by quite a large margin
I CAN'T DO NOTHIN FOR YA MAN