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That new reality based show on a family that have mutated gills over the years that allow them to hold their breath for really long under water a la Kevin Costner in waterworld?
Denise Van Outen presents a documentary following sufferers of cashophobia, the irrational fear of cash tills.
George Lamb presents a documentary following sufferers of jillophobia, the irrantional fear of Jills. Special guest appearance from Jill Dando.
of 12 hour long shows whittle them down to see who is the best Jill out of all of them.
10 internet addicted kids who've typed everything and never handwritten a word in their life are put through an intensive one week course where they heave to write their own name, do a shopping list, write a letter, etc.
The best/rubbish ones are dispatched, will-less, with by lancing their ignorant heart with their very own quill.
Their blood is used for ink in subsequent episodes.
The gobbiest ones and/or the ones who've "been on a journey" will duke it out in the last programme.
The final show will be composed of two rounds:
1) the eejuts attempt to compose a letter to the nation, begging for mercy
2) they get to write a will
best one gets to live.
Only hand-written letters, in green ink, on parchment, will count towards the voting.
12 ex-celebrities, one glass of water. but they've all been deprived of water for two days. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Most people know about the George Foreman range of grills; what most don't know however are the thousands who live in morbid fear of its endorsed fat-free goodness.
Everyone's favourite pan-c, drum machine driven, scuzzed up indie ex-couple star in Osmonds knock-off.
Kate Moss cameo in S1 Ep23 - "Jamie's in Heat".
Jack White cameo in S1 Ep62 - "Alison's on Heat".
A man repeatedly spots television's foremost adventurer/survivor.