Saturday morning just been I was breezing down a fairly quiet street. Walking in the same direction as me, but on the other side of the street were two respectable looking guys in their mid-twenties, dressed in suits

A ‘voluptuous’ girl appears walking towards me. From the other side of the street, the two guys in suits suddenly spin on their heels and bellow:

‘WOBBBBLERS!! WOBBBBLERS!! Wobblywobblywobbly!!’ at the girl, who, to her credit, ignores them and carries on walking. The two howler monkeys congratulate each other on their sexual harrassment and carry on walking.

I was thinking 'what kind of man dressed like that, at this hour of the morning, is chanting something which even your garden variety construction worker would dismiss as being too childish?'

50 metres further down the road, the two guys walk into the Foxton’s estate agents on the corner. And walk BEHIND the counter.

I thought ‘Of course’.