I can say that in a few years she will be well fit. I cannot say that at the moment she is well fit. Yet her twenty year old boyfriend can. The law is not clear, and neither is Miley. What do you want, Miley? Are we gonna get together? Are we gonna dance onstage, with you sat on my face? What do you want, Miley, what the fuck do you want?

I know, I know - they do things differently in America. But even still, it's a damn shame we can't just say: You know what, that girl is fiiiiine. She is aallll that. A damn shame.