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Yeah, I'm looking at you bamos and Biscotti. But while we're here, why not build a definitive list?
I was thinking more along the lines of 'pretend to like her friends' / 'make sure I close the cupboard doors' / 'tell her she's the only woman I ever look at'
but, each to their own eh.
this thread could easily turn into a horrible Exley-style giftbook.
they make pretty much the worst giftbooks ever, inc some about relationships that have gender stereotypes that people from the 1930s would be ashamed of.
so no, nothing new.
More clarification plz
or "do you want me to make you a cup of tea?"
whenever there is a hint that some kind of needless over-dramatic reaction to some kind of every day situation is about to be communicated
you win this thread.
and wash your willy.
I'm not brusma.
...why the pursuit of an "easy life" either both in a relationship or in life in general is a problem which needs analysis?
it's for entertainment to make the day go quicker.
Well I don't get an easy life because I don't let myself. Mainly because I'm an idiot who doesn't stand his ground often enough and uneccesarily panders to his girlfriends wants, even if they are a bit irrational.
This is not a good thing.
Don't suppose anyone care's that much to do it, besides it being a bit pointless.
If she looks like she might be about to interrupt my easy life, I tell her she's about to interrupt my easy life. Otherwise, I just act like me. The biggest concession I've made is to try her latest chick-pea flavoured food experiment every now and then.
Oh boy. Now that's asking some! :O
i met this man at 11pm at a bus stop near king's cross. he was so drunk he could barely talk, and when i asked if sophie knew he was heading to her's he just started laughing.
on a saturday night.
he also couldn't tell me where he'd been. when i asked he just pointed down the road.
brill. He always makes it there. The good news is, if he falls asleep on the nightbus to his new house, he'll end up at mine!
and spent the rest of the day asleep on the bus.
go to to parties you dont want to go to.
buy organic food.
i could go on?
last weeks was MY holiday. it were brill.
Mexico maybe? you had passport photocopying issues.
that was for my mates wedding. not her fault really.
and agreeing that new plates is a GOOD thing to spend money on.
It had NOTHING to do with the next day being a Super Sunday...
I'm loving this.
Do please continue.
I'm so new man.
turn it off
"this is a bit loud isnt it?"
when my partner was out. She came back early and stared at me and said 'Christ almighty is this really what you get up when I'm out? I thought you'd be playing on the xbox or watching internet porn'
im living with an old man
when she's ordered the thing I want. That's it.
to get along and save face.
but I don't subscribe to all that 'doing things for an easy life' business as that suggest the missus is just a nag who will moan if you don't submit and all seems a bit 'er indoors. We all have our habits and demands, it's by no means a one way street, and you just communicate to work out the best way things need to be done.
what happened man
it brings out his feminine side
Truth be told, I'm a much bigger pain in the arse than the missus. Shocking, I know.
I have to rein myself in at times from going down the path of single Theo who I know so well.
you can take me to Australia instead, you've just got to ask
i kind of hope that rob doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to (in general) to have an 'easy life'.... i don't think i'm particularly demanding.
except her sister, who youre not supposed to agree is a cow
she does likewise. Easy.
if i tell him he's starting to annoy me he just turns it up until i want to punch him in the face
its loads of fun. in fairness my girlfriend does the same
Discuss the future in more than general terms.
Lug a tonne of completely unnecessary items when going to festivals.
Interact socially with morons.
Miss sporting events on the telly.
yeah, we used that solar powered shower EVERY day. no wait...
Would you say you've ever been in the 'doghouse' with your chap? Ie. you've done/said something bad and know that you're going to have to make up for it, somehow?
laugh far more than it should.
Note - chap is another word for penis.
and was about to start talking about the time I ran out of shower gel and so used my girlfriend's mint-enfused body wash stuff. I didn't do know it would do that, I swear.
Thanks for the tip. Hehe 'tip'. 'Tip' is another word for the 'tip' of your penis.
Women get away with anything.
Lose all of their friends.
Don't spend any time doing anything they enjoy.
insert one of the following:
Location Location Location
Relocation Relocation Relocation
Location Relocation Repossesion Housing Association
House in The Country
New Life in The Country
Build a New Life You Middle Class Cunty
Come Dine With Me!
But I discovered that calling her best friend 'a bit of a cunt' is over stepping the mark.
might meet a nicer category of guy if she DIRECT QUOTE: 'whored it down a little'.
And as a great french man said
"compromis, chose due"
"I came here with my dick in my hand/don't make me leave with my foot in your ass."