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This won't work.
Also: "I rubbed pepper sauce over every condom wrapper I could find in the house. That should give them a night to remember." - what will this do?
But I imagine pepper sauce is visible/noticeable upon touch.
is this so they can have a quick but safe shag anywhere?
woman: "let's fuck!"
man: "do you have condom"
woman: "there's one in the toaster dear"
I can spell.
man touches condom wrapper, man touches knob, pepper sauce on knob, assuming much hurtiness. That's if it hurts as much when you rub your eye by accident while cooking with pepper sauce anyway
chilli on your bellend is pretty unpleasant
In my mind, it's: Man touches condom wrapper, man says "Why the fuck is this all slimy?", man sniffs his fingers and recognises the unmistakable aroma of pepper, man mutters "bitch" under his breath and goes to wash his hands...
I'd think it was just a bullshit ad, but I don't see why anyone would bother making one of those.