Some jokes I've yet to invent before starting this thread, but will have invented by the time I've finished it.
What do the police say when they find a cat dead?
They say that it was miaow-nced dead at the scene.
What is the business identity version of Lego called?
What do bees crave?
What do you call a triangular hole in the middle of the forest?
What is the name of the science fiction writer from Cardiff?
Who doesn't bamos look like?
Darren from Hollyoaks
What genre of music would you listen to on a pub crawl?
Hi there, I'm Colin and if you're ever looking for a humorous alliterative sentence to say when you're pretending to be Margaret Beckett, can I recommend:
"the lovely lips of a lazy little lizard"