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...you can do a passable Darth Vader impersonation over the top.
Tell me stories of your pets.
Whilst doing the washing, making the tea, watching the telly, putting on my shoes, all the time.
What makes your cat so special?
he'd suffocate you AND break your neck.
Bamos 1 - cat 0
#1 have some kids
Yeah, I'm going to say that's correct.
BRING BACK THE PROFILE PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR CAT!!!
she was blind and deaf and couldnt even stand! kept getting up and falling over, ive never been so upset over a pet :(
oh and sometimes they smell a bit, but not that much.
Only wants to chase the bits of string that you get to start your powerball off with. She goes absolutely MENTAL for powerball string. Even when it's just on the table, if she sees it she'll start trying to make it dead. Anything else, she couldn't care less about.
The cat is also fat.
My mate has one called Hercules that sits on my lap whenever i'm round, purrs for a bit and then rolls around all over me.
It doesn't do it to anyone else, i reckon we've got a thing.
a million terrapins
horses out the back
all at different stages of course, my mum once thought the hamster was cold and stuck it in the hotpress and gave it some whiskey to warm him up! he died! (happy i suppose)
if any stray came our way it got taken in, i also had a selection of birds i tried saving that fell out of trees and other animals. Pet Slug that my brother smashed with a hammer :( only had him 2 days
really unlucky with pets, they all seemed to die or get shot or run over :(
i told a guy sitting outside a bar with a big dog one day about the amount of dogs i had, he told me to step away from his dog! Maximus, i have a picture of him kissin me (i was soooooooooo drunk)
I couldnt live in dirt
then ill have to kill you
He was called Porteus the Brave, only lasted a week because his eyes hadnt formed yet and he was grape sized. But i made him a little house and fed him chopped up worm with a tweezer. But then he died and i listened to the Irona nd Wine cover of such great heights and it was sadness incarnate. He had a nice funeral tho
I sensed it was a losing battle from the outset!
you're not really supposed to help them when they fall out of trees, they cant look after themselves then.
you're also not supposed to brake for a dog on your driving test too. the world is cruel sometimes
You are supposed to brake for dogs (I think. I may have made this up to suit myself.)
The boy one made babies with its mum and sisters and we ended up with 21 baby guinea pigs.
It also ate my sofa.
The other dog snores louder than theo's cat purrs.
These are rubbish stories, aren't they?
It's insane because he's only 5 months old and he's not that big but when's he's content he does this stupidly loud sub-bass purr that makes him sound like he's swallowed Stephen O' Malley.
Jazmine who i then found out had a penis and called Jazz-Man
he squeaked instead of meowing and his purr was so cute