He's a late 20s white bwai wannabe gangsta j-get me blud type of guy, she's a ditsy blonde airheaded touchscreen Pink fanatic. He sends her a love rap, she sends it to everyone in her address book. Result: Comedy

"Ive seen bare mans watch you,
Even to face a girl like you,
Your not like the rest a little sket yep,
So that’s why I wanna wife you,
But when I see on road its pure attention
The look on your face is there something to mention?
Your on a level and your battys all tension,
I wanna hammer away your pum section,
But its all worthwhile will I link you dash you upon the dirt pile
Yep its probably not a longy your beggin me Im getting heads from a blodnde,
And I know your on me but I cant commit to one girl can’t settle down yet,
And Im sorry I don’t mean to be funny but Im gone quick if I see a lump in your tummy that’s a sket

I’ve started writing a singing chorus bit lol

I said babeeeeeee
I wanna hold you tight
Babeeeeeeeeeee
Until the morning light
Even though your not with me youll always be my babeeeeeee
Said my babeeeeeeeee I wanna be more than friends

Kind regards

*Name deleted*

It doesn't seem to make sense, right? He loves her, but if he knocks her up he's out the door? Not a way to woo