Boards
Annoying texts to receive very early in the morning
*BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP*
*bleary eyed, find phone with minimal movement, read text*
"Did anyone see that UFO last night over Manchester? I did!"
*grunt, put phone down in annoyance, back to sleep*
...half an hour later.
*BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP*
"That was Rich he nabbed my phone when I was in the shower lol."
No, no lol.