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What's weird is that I bet you a bloke came up with that.
he was refering to anal sex though...
this doesnt really apply to this thread though.
fuck. you. internet.
NO! ABORT! ABORT! WHY DIDN'T I BELIEVE YOU?!
That penis... the head was... up. UP!
I've got a great idea involving masturbation, spring-loaded rubber snakes and a bizare take off of a pub novelty item.
it's loading right now
the anticipation is killing me
I never get fingered until you've had a root around up there first.
I mean 'Keep out'.