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Although he was quite drunk - it might have been Zoe Ball's. Some former female Radio 1 breakfast presenter anyway. I'm glad a thread has come up where I can use this anecdote.
what kind of dog was it? where did he kiss it?
It was in a pub somewhere in London. Apparently she laughed and told him he was being disgusting.
whose kids have recently all left home, and are using the dog to fill the void they have in their retracting lives.
cept she thinks kissing him is a bit mucky
who was actually letting her dog tongue her.
is a hygene obsessive and and hardbastard skinhead (HES NOT RACIST) and as soon as his mom brings her dog round, he acts like a granny cooing over a baby. only like, a really licky furry baby.
shaon osbourne is celebrity queen of this fosure.
adam's mouth was filthier than the dog's mouth.
but i kissed one a few weeks back when i was badly pilled up. it was amazing.
If I saw you, I'd fucking lamp you
but seriously...they're thick, they stink, they shit everywhere, (some) are intimidating, scallies own them, they maul babies.
They're devine creatures. Endlessly enjoyable...as long as you dont sex them....that's taking the enjoyment too far.
I dont think I could truly get on with someone who doesn't at least like dogs.
and this one...just for fun:
and hes ace,i dont think its wrong to kiss your dog like a wee kiss on the back of the head or something but not actaully on the lips/tongue,that a bit clatty.