So im in Edinburgh at the minute, and I went into pizza hut for their all you can eat buffet at lunchtime. It was a bit of a nightmare actually, filled with screaming kids and american tourists. After eating 8 slices of pizza I was going up to pay, and the counter was absolutely packed. I decided to go for a smoke and went outside. Once there I realised I could probably walk away without ever being noticed, so I did.

Am I going to hell?