F.A.Q:

Q.Which headphones should I get?
A. Those same Sennheiser ones that get suggested every fucking time

Q.Is it okay to go to a gig/the cinema/the pub/the localHappy Shopper on my own?
A.Yes

Q.Where to start with Pavement/The Fall?
A.Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain/Don't

Q.Elaborate story about a fleeting encounter with a girl followed by a heartfelt request for information as to the likelihood of her ever fucking you.
A.You're asking the internet dude, you've already lost.

Well, I think we've covered all bases.

*INTERNET EXPLODES*