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And you're not allowed Stephen Fry.
david mitchell (actor not writer)
for foreign secretary
for property guru. Fuck you Allsop you big head-girl Tory twat.
Ken Doherty for sports minister.
Simon Weston for defence secretary
Phil Spector for prisons
Michael Jackson for health
Valentine Warner would be minister without portfolio
Bill Oddie for environment, food etc.
Brian Cox for science and innovation (not the actor).
SECRETARY OF SUCKING MY COCK